Fujitsu clings to optical drives
Published in PC Hardware


Japan still loves its Blu-rays.

Fujitsu has shocked the tech world by launching a new laptop that includes a Blu-ray drive, something most vendors buried years ago.

Big‑tech rushes to back Trump’s White House ballroom
Published in News


Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

Chairman Trump continues nationalisation of big tech
Published in News


Sets sights on AI

In a bold and visionary step toward national strength and technological sovereignty, the Glorious Republican Party under Chairman Trump has begun formal discussions to bring the miracle of quantum computing under the guidance and ownership of the State.

No one wants the iPhone Air
Published in Mobiles


Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

Intel's tick tock has run down
Published in News


Intel pivots hard into AI as PC refresh fades

Intel CEO Lip‑Bu Tan and CFO David Zinsner have warned that the outfit is instead prioritising AI server chips over some consumer processors.