Musk gives DOGE months to replace SSA code
Replace 60 million lines of COBOL--yeah right
Elon [Roman Salute] Musk is trying to modernise America’s Social Security Administration with a crack team of DOGE-linked technologists and a timeframe that makes actual engineers laugh out loud.
Troubled Chipzilla rides new CEO bounce
But new top investor says: take the money and run
The honeymoon's barely started for Troubled Chipzilla’s new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, and already one of the top stock whisperers on TipRanks is advising investors to get out while they’re ahead.
Nvidia mulls Chipzilla deal for gaming GPU fabs
Intel’s 18A node may become more than just internal salvation
Nvidia is eyeing Troubled Chipzilla’s foundry business to manufacture gaming GPUs—marking a potential inflexion point for Intel’s battered but still-breathing manufacturing arm, according to GuruFocus.
Microsoft moved by DeepSeek’s AI blitz
Getting more from it than ChatGPT
The Software King of the World, Microsoft, has been playing with DeepSeek’s R1, and it appears to be impressed.
Oracle fumbles denial as 6 million user records leak
SSO breach pretty obvious
Oracle is in full-blown damage control mode after hacker “rose87168” claimed to breach its Oracle Cloud login servers.
Ubisoft slices up empire to save its neck
Tencent throws €1.16B lifeline to floundering French publisher
Ubisoft is finally admitting that years of creative flops and corporate misfires have left it in need of a reboot.
US robot-makers want Uncle Sam to suit up
Silicon-fuelled arms race gets a humanoid twist
US robotics firms are practically begging for Uncle Sam to stop napping and get serious about fighting China's silicon-powered robot surge.
Apple burns $1B a year on TV+ vanity project
No experience in entertainment industry pays off
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is torching over $1 billion annually on its streaming pet project, Apple TV+, according to a new exposé from The Information.
OpenAI's GPU inferno forces ChatGPT image throttle
Too many pictures, not enough silicon
OpenAI's shiny new toy is already running hot—literally.
The Pentagon is buying software like it’s a tank
Top Brass losing the knowledge wars
While Beijing’s war planners marry AI with arsenals like it’s a national hobby, the Pentagon is still trying to install Windows XP on a Predator drone, according to a new Atlantic Council report.