Jumps from the bath and scares the neighbours 

Nvidia Research announced today that it has developed a new AI agent, Eureka, powered by OpenAI's GPT-4 and can autonomously teach robots complex skills. 

We did all the work

Newspaper publishers are demanding that tech companies like Open AI hand over cash for all the articles that they stole to build their AI databases.

Sees a better future due to AI

Taiwan's TSMC said profit fell by a quarter in the third-quarter but said demand was picking up for its advanced semiconductors needed for cutting-edge AI applications.

Or have cut down functionality

It is starting to look like the first generation AI products coming on the market are too pricey.

Star Wars plot gets nine years

A man who admitted attempting a Star Wars style assassination of Queen Elizabeth II with a crossbow after discussing his plan with an AI chatbot has been sentenced to nine years for treason.

If we tell you it is good it will be wonderful

Humans will think an AI is good or bad depending on what a person in authority tells them about it.

It will be much brighter than you or me

SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son said he believes artificial general intelligence, artificial intelligence that surpasses human intelligence in almost all areas, will be realised within 10 years. 

I have nothing to do with it

Tom Hanks is warning fans not to trust a video of him circulating about a dental plan.

In favour of AI

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that AMD is considering scrapping entire ranges of gaming chips to churn out AI gear.

Labels if image has been made using AI

Google DeepMind has launched a new watermarking tool that labels whether images have been generated with AI.