
Wikileaks has nothing more on Clinton
Looks like the Russians did not deliver
After there were shedloads in the press about how Wikileaks was going to bring down the Clinton presidency bid with more of her secret emails, it turns out that Julian Assange had nothing new after all.

Trump claims DNC hack conducted by a fattie sitting on his bed
Not my friend Tsar Putin
In last night’s debate, comedy candidate Donald Trump claimed that the hack of the democrats was carried out by a “400 pound" fatty sitting on his bed.”

Putin denies Democratic party hack
But says it was a “public service”
Tsar Vladimir Putin has denied that his elite team of hackers were behind the hack of the Democratic Party, but does say who ever did it was carrying out a public service.

Tsar Putin wants backdoors on everything
Two weeks to get rear access
The Tsar of all the Russias, Tsar Vladimir Putin is desperate to investigate the back doors of western software makers and has ordered them to grant access to his mighty spooks.

Moscow Russian to connect dead to wi-fi
Every body gets it
Authorities in Tsar Putin’s Moscow have been busy tackling the grave problem of coverage black-spots by sticking wi-fi in the city’s cemeteries.

Russians take on Google
Revolution
Russia's biggest search site Yandex has asked the European Commission to investigate Google's Android practices in the European Union.

Microsoft sneaking into Putin's Russia
All it cost was Bing
Software king of the world Microsoft has worked out a clever way to get its Windows 10 accepted in Tsar Putin's Russia without much trouble.

Tsar Putin orders Google to ditch Android business model
Or face a huge fine
Tsar Putin has decided that Google is going to have to ditch its current Android business model if it wants to continue to work in Mother Russia.

Russians behind western malware attacks
But US blames China
It would appear that while the US has been blaming China for all its cyber break-ins it appears to be ignoring Tsar Putin's elite hacking team for the last seven years.

Russia banking on home grown chips
Putin on the Bits
A Russian firm announced its intention to build its own homegrown CPUs as part of a cunning plan to keep the Americans from spying on the glorious Empire of Tsar Putin and oil oligarchs.