
Apple admits it uses Sony image sensors
Just in case that kept you up all night
Apple traditionally does not say what components it slaps under the bonnet of its iPhone cash cow, so the Tame Apple Press was surprised that its CEO Tim Cook revealed on a trip to Japan that it uses Sony image sensors.

Apple cannibalises watch with its mighty ring
One ring to rule them
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way to make its watch redundant as a health app by replacing it with a censor ring that relays the data to the iPhone.

Apple “permits” staff to complain about workplace harassment and discrimination
Lucky them
Apple will no longer bar employees from speaking out about workplace harassment and discrimination issues.

Tame Apple Press finally admits Apple car is going to be disappointing
If it ever happens
The Tame Apple Press has been insisting for years that Apple is going to make a car, with the latest date being suggested as 2026. But now it seems that it has to front up to the fact that the car might just be expensive and disappointing.

Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C
It has until December 2024
Apple has been told that it has until December 2024 to get rid of its Lightning sockets or face the music.

iCloud finally gets end-to-end encryption
We didn't want to upset the Chinese
Fruity cargo cult Apple is finally getting its security act together to lock governments out of its iCloud.

Apple sued for helping stalkers
AirTag's comedy security had serious implications
Two women are suing Apple saying that the outfit's security on its AirTag devices were used by their former partners to stalk them.

Apple's self-driving electric car will need a human driver
A super-cool feature that no one else has invented
Fruity cargo-cult Apple will try to flog a "super-cool" self-driving electric car with the unique feature not thought of by those in the car industry -- its cars will use a human to drive them.

SWAT team looking for a stolen iPhone swoops in on retired postal worker
Faith in Apple tech wasted cash and risked lives
A Denver detective lead a SWAT team into a retired woman's home to rescue what he believed was a stolen iPhone 11.

Apple finally pays out for dodgy butterfly keyboards
Better late than never
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally agreed to pay compensation for the users of its dodgy butterfly keyboard experience after denying that it had done anything wrong.