Apple and Google face music over handling customer data
Tame Apple Press in shock
The Tame Apple Press is in shock that their favourite company is being hauled before a Senate committee over its uses of location data and mobile phone privacy practices and the handling of customer data.
Apple releases patch to protect crooks and terrorists
Of course, it does not work
The fruity cargo cult Apple has gone ahead with a plan to make it more difficult for cops and spooks to use iPhone evidence.
Apple has come up with new way of ripping off fanboys
I see your true colours
Design over substance outfit Apple has decided that its Apple fanboys are so dim that they will think they are seeing innovation if it releases iPhones in lots of different colours.
Samsung expected to see smallest profits yet
Smartphone cash cow is losing its Seoul
Samsung, much like its rival Apple, is finding that its smartphone cash cow is dying and the company is set to post its smallest profit growth in more than a year in the second quarter.
Really dumb hack targets terminally stupid Mac owners
Soft targets
Someone impersonating administrators of cryptocurrency-related discussion channels on Slack, Discord, and other social messaging platforms has been attempting to lure others into installing macOS malware.
Apple Siri intervenes in Syria debate
Hey Mr Speaker, what's an iPhone?
A UK minister was interrupted by Siri when he was making a speech in the Houses of Parliament today.
Apple plans to shove more RAM onto its new iPhone
This one goes to XI
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have hired Nigel Tuffinel from Spinal Tap and decided that the next iPhone XI should go to 11 when it comes to RAM.
Apple tries to fix its maps
But..but.. that means they were not perfect after all
Fruity cargo cult Apple has deployed a fleet of vans to fix its maps, meaning we could soon see a lot of Apple vans in lakes, living rooms, and airport runways
Apple and Samsung bury the hatchet
Ended the war of the rounded rectangle has
Apple's thermonuclear war against Samsung for daring to oppose it in the smartphone market – the thermonuclear war over who owned the rounded rectangle – is finally over.
Apple to close all ports
Because getting rid of the headphone jack was so popular
Apple thinks that giving its users less for the same or more money is a winning strategy. Getting rid of the headphone jack meant that users had to spend cash on expensive wireless earbuds and now it wants to kill off all ports.