Apple tried to force WordPress to charge
Published in News
Monday, 24 August 2020 11:00

Apple tried to force WordPress to charge


Told it to add in in-app purchases so it could make money

Fruity cargo cult Apple nearly found itself in the middle of yet another antitrust claim after it tried to force WordPress to in-app purchases so it could score a 30 percent cut of the money.

Tame Apple Press in Epic Attack
Published in News
Monday, 24 August 2020 10:47

Tame Apple Press in Epic Attack


It is insulting our favourite multi-national -- lets call it evil.

Ever since Apple lost the antitrust PR war against Epic Games, the Tame Apple press has been trying to work out how to change the narrative so that its favourite convicted monopolist gets off the hook.

Apple's faces another antitrust set-up
Published in News
Friday, 21 August 2020 10:57

Apple's faces another antitrust set-up



Publishers want the same deal it gave Amazon

A group of news publishers sent a letter to Apple Chief Executive Officer Tim Cook seeking similar deal terms in its App Store that Amazon.com gets for its video-streaming service.

Apple helped spooks build a spy-pod
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Thursday, 20 August 2020 10:57

Apple helped spooks build a spy-pod


We thought it was supposed to be Huawei that did that

Apple helped the US government spooks build a "top secret" iPod with hidden sensors inside, a former employee has revealed.

Apple ramps up attacks on Epic
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Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:21

Apple ramps up attacks on Epic


You will do what you are told

Jobs' Mob is planning to terminate Epic Games' access to its App Store and app development tools and punish any third party developers who work with the company, in a bid to make the game maker do what it is told.

Apple spins carbon neutral aspirations
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Friday, 14 August 2020 10:18

Apple spins carbon neutral aspirations


Need TSMC and Foxconn to get on board.

The fruity cargo cult known as Apple claims that it will be carbon neutral in ten years, but apparently that positive statement is dependent on its suppliers.

Apple’s Epic battle kicks off
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 14 August 2020 10:10

Apple’s Epic battle kicks off


Law suits and pure comedy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has stupidly engaged in a war with Epic – the makers of Fortnite.

Evil Apple takes on pear
Published in News
Thursday, 13 August 2020 11:03

Evil Apple takes on pear


Apple invented all fruity logos

Fruity cargo cult Apple is involved in rather an evil display of its mighty briefs after taking offence at a woman who ran a business using a pear logo.

Tim Cook is a billionaire
Published in News
Tuesday, 11 August 2020 13:25

Tim Cook is a billionaire


As Apple's share prices increase

Apple chief executive Tim Cook has moved into the billionaire club as the tech firm's share price continues to soar.

Russian watchdog barks at Apple
Published in News
Tuesday, 11 August 2020 12:18

Russian watchdog barks at Apple


Antitrust

Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have angered the Russians with its control of the mobile apps market.