Tame Apple Press shocked as Office macros infect iOS machines
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Apparently, they believed they were invulnerable

The Tame Apple Press is shocked and amazed that their Macs are vulnerable to Microsoft Office files that have macros embedded.

Apple's marketing supremo replaced by deputy
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Wednesday, 05 August 2020 12:34

Apple's marketing supremo replaced by deputy


Will work as a "fellow" who reports to Cook

Fruity cargo cult Apple announced that its longtime marketing boss Phil Schiller will step down from his role and be replaced by one of his deputies, Greg Joswiak, who now has Schiller's former title of vice president of worldwide marketing.

Chinese outfit sues Apple for more than a billion
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That Siri inovation was ours

Chinese artificial intelligence company Shanghai Zhizhen Intelligent Network Technology, also known as Xiao-i has filed a lawsuit against Apple, alleging it nicked its AI ideas for Siri

Apple kills Dark Sky for Android
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Tuesday, 04 August 2020 10:41

Apple kills Dark Sky for Android


We now own it we dont have to provide a service to infidels

Popular weather app Dark Sky ended support for Android and Wear OS over the weekend. Android Dark Sky users report that the app is no longer working and that it presents the user with a message saying that the "app has shut down".

Steve Jobs blocked Amazon Kindle purchases
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Antitrust inquiry into Apple's antics

According to a collection of internal emails recently released by lawmakers, as part of the House Judiciary Committee's antirust probe into Apple, a series of Amazon advertisements prompted Steve Jobs and Phil Schiller to block in-app purchases of Kindle books on iOS.

Apple makes more cash than expected
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Friday, 31 July 2020 12:08

Apple makes more cash than expected


Confirms more product delays

While the fruity cargo cult Apple had supply problems due to the COVID-19 pandemic, its bottom line was boosted by people suddenly needing gear to work from home.

Apple slashed its App Store fee for Amazon
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Mates rates

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is insisting that it needs to take a third of profits from app store developers, it is not above doing cosy deals with the likes of Amazon.

Apple's 5G iPhone might be delayed again
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Thursday, 30 July 2020 11:26

Apple's 5G iPhone might be delayed again


Qualcomm hints of delays

Qualcomm's Q3 earnings report might indicate a delay for Apple's upcoming 5G iPhones, with the company highlighting a "partial impact from the delay of a global 5G flagship phone launch" for its fourth quarter projections, which covers July, August, and September earnings.

Arizona investigates Apple
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Thursday, 30 July 2020 11:01

Arizona investigates Apple


Slowed down older iPhones

Arizona is leading a multi-US state probe into whether Apple deliberate slowing of older iPhones violated deceptive trade practice laws.

Big Tech spins its way through the halls of power
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As we predicted, it was a waste of time

The four big tech leaders spun their way through an antitrust panel in which they were so safe they could practically admit antitrust behaviour and get away with it.