
Council flogs off assets to fund Oracle project
Getting rather expensive
West Sussex County Council is selling $31 million of capital assets to fund an Oracle-based transformation project, which has caused a cost overrun of biblical proportions.

Infineon unveils optimised eSIM for consumer gear
Claims it is the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM
Infineon Technologies has claimed to have created the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM solution.

Wall Street melts down over Chinese AI upstart
Hardware share prices crash
In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards are nearly here
Newegg has them listed
Nvidia's flagship GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards will be available on 30 January at 6 am.

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature
Claims to be on it
Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.