Apple's "bargain-bin" headset dream dies on the vine
Vision Pro trainwreck continues
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is going to kill off its "cheaper version" of its hugely overpriced Vision Pro headset.
Christian AI outfit asks investors to believe in its growth gospel
Wall Street’s choir boys seem unconvinced even after a sprinkle of holy hype
Gloo marched onto the Nasdaq altar and immediately tested whether the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street still believe in miracles or prefer something stronger than incense.
Summers quits OpenAI over Epstein ties
Silicon Valley’s policy whisperer suddenly finds doors closing
Lawrence Summers has walked away from the OpenAI board, leaving a string of tech pals wondering how a man wired into half of Silicon Valley could think it clever to ask Jeffrey Epstein for personal advice.
Samsung’s first Galaxy glasses step out of the shadows
Leaked model number points to specs that echo Meta’s smart specs
Samsung’s next swing at mixed reality looks set to be a pair of glasses with model number SM-O200P.
US signs off on big Middle East AI chip sale
Washington hands Abu Dhabi and Riyadh a tidy win
Washington’s latest export ruling hands the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia a fat slice of the AI action after months of dithering.
Nvidia shrugs off market jitters with roaring AI sales
A blowout quarter sends investors scrambling for their calculators
Nvidia lit up the market with a quarterly surge that made the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street forget their nerves about runaway AI spending.
Nvidia smokes peace pipe with Anthropic
One-gigawatt Claude commitment shows how frantic the AI gold rush has become
Nvidia has finally smoked a peace pipe with Anthropic after years of sniping, proving that the AI boom is now so ravenous it can turn rivals into drinking buddies.
RAM crunch threatens to snuff out budget GPUs
Rising costs shove AMD and Nvidia towards culling their cheap cards
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that AMD and Nvidia are considering winding down production of their budget-oriented GPUs because the bill of materials has ballooned as GDDR prices shoot into the stratosphere.
Intel talks up 14A progress as it cosies up to Nvidia
Claims its next node is humming
Troubled Chipzilla has been busy telling investors its 14A process is shaping up nicely and that its freshly inked partnership with Nvidia will give its CPUs and GPUs a much-needed shove.
AI fuels fresh rush into data streaming platforms
More tools, more chaos
Investment in data streaming is ballooning as firms chase AI dreams yet find themselves tangled in a growing thicket of platforms.