China’s GPMI cable trounces HDMI and Thunderbolt
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One cable to rule them

The Shenzhen 8K UHD Video Industry Cooperation Alliance released its new General Purpose Media Interface (GPMI) which could flush HDMI and USB-C down the loo.

Apple sees a last-minute sales surge
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 08 April 2025 10:09

Apple sees a last-minute sales surge


Tariff panic sends iPhone punters scrambling

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street barely had time to flinch before punters started storming Job’s Mob’s stores, fearing price spikes after Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest tariff tantrum.

Trump's Signal scandal festers
Published in News
Tuesday, 08 April 2025 09:57

Trump's Signal scandal festers


White House blames Apple

The White House points fingers at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's iPhone for the recent Signalgate debacle. Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was mistakenly added to a sensitive Signal group chat.

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech
Published in News
Monday, 07 April 2025 11:41

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech


Silicon Valley in melt down

Big Tech just got a bloody nose thanks to Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest trade war tantrum.

Chipzilla crawls to TSMC for a lifeline
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Monday, 07 April 2025 11:06

Chipzilla crawls to TSMC for a lifeline


White House pushes joint venture to keep Intel’s fabs under American control.

Troubled Chipzilla has reportedly struck a tentative deal with TSMC to form a joint venture aimed at bailing out Intel’s faltering fab operations in the US — with Apple’s chip supplier securing a 20 percent stake.

Italy’s Piracy Shield headed for national disaster
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From absurd copyright overkill to outright national security risk

Italy’s Piracy Shield is already a digital farce — now it’s teetering on the edge of becoming a full-blown national disaster. 

Meta's Llama 4 stampede begins
Published in News
Monday, 07 April 2025 10:52

Meta's Llama 4 stampede begins


Scout, Maverick and a monster called Behemoth

Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled four new Llama models, describing it as a “milestone for Meta AI and open source” in a slick video posted to Instagram and Facebook this weekend. 

Vole’s top trio roasted by its own bot
Published in AI
Monday, 07 April 2025 10:46

Vole’s top trio roasted by its own bot


AI cracks jokes as Microsoft marks half a century

The Software King of the World Microsoft celebrated its 50th birthday by wheeling out all three of its CEOs for a bit of self-inflicted ridicule—with help from its AI lapdog, Copilot.

RTX 5090’s fiery flaw isn’t going anywhere
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Nvidia’s melted mess torches another $2,900 GPU

Another RTX 5090 has gone up in smoke. Reddit user Roachard shared photos of a charred MSI GeForce RTX 5090 Gaming Trio OC, revealing a meltdown that took out both the graphics card and the power supply cables.

Samsung flogs 61 AI-infused tellies in Korea
Published in Graphics


“True AI TV “

Samsung has unveiled its 2025 TV lineup in South Korea, marking the beginning of what it calls the "True AI TV" era.