Intel's Linux kernel test robot reports 3888.9 per cent performance boost
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From changing one line of code

Intel's Linux kernel test robot has recently reported a 3888.9 per cent performance improvement in the mainline Linux kernel after Chipzilla geeks changed one line of code.

Nvidia is building a CPU
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Thursday, 07 November 2024 11:25

Nvidia is building a CPU


Taking on Intel and AMD

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is building a CPU for consumer PCs, marking a step into territory dominated by AMD and Chipzilla.

Gelsinger loses TSMC discount
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Wednesday, 06 November 2024 10:58

Gelsinger loses TSMC discount


Has to pay full price for 3nm chips

Intel CEO Pat [kicking] Gelsinger’s recent comments about the risks associated with Taiwan have strained the relationship between Intel and TSMC.

Intel rolls back significant change to laptop chips
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Getting rid of memory sticks was a waste of time and money, may dump GPUs 

Intel has reversed one of the most significant changes to its laptop chips -- getting rid of memory sticks  and it may abandon its GPUS plans. 

Nvidia replaces Chipzilla in Dow Jones Industrial Average
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AI Boom kicks off the old dinosaur 

In a significant reshuffle of the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA), Nvidia is set to replace Intel, reflecting the boom in artificial intelligence (AI) and a significant shift in the semiconductor industry.

Intel surprises Wall Street
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Friday, 01 November 2024 09:46

Intel surprises Wall Street


It appears that a turnaround is happening

Chipzilla appears to have surprised Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs by returning with much better-than-expected results.

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
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Wednesday, 30 October 2024 11:31

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel


Sharks are circling

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.

Intel expands Chengdu chip operations
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Tuesday, 29 October 2024 11:15

Intel expands Chengdu chip operations


Never mind the cybersecurity concerns

Despite calls for security investigations into its chips, Intel has announced plans to expand its chip packaging and testing base in Chengdu.

Chipzilla must slice off its Fab business
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Monday, 28 October 2024 11:18

Chipzilla must slice off its Fab business


Former directors say

Four former Intel directors have published an article in Fortune, urging the company to spin off its fab business.

Axe falls at Intel
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Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:26

Axe falls at Intel


Thousands of jobs to go

Chipzilla plans to cut thousands of jobs to finance a recovery and cope with eroding market share.