Tim Cook thinks people use smartphones too much
They wear out you know
Popular beat combo singer Dua Lipa had a “revealing” interview with Apple CEO Tim Cook in which he revealed that he thought that people were using their smartphones too much.
Apple begins production of OLED panels
Ready for the new iPad Pro
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn which claims that the fruity cargo cult Apple is ready to begin production of OLED displays for its next-gen iPad Pro in February 2024.
Samsung beats Apple to AI
Tame Apple Press recoils in horror
The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated their favourite tech company by introducing a new generative AI model long before Jobs’ Mob could claim to have invented it.
Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers
You need an iPhone to defend against car thieves
Washington D.C. plans to give residents Apple AirTags to help officers track down stolen vehicles.
California taking on Apple over tax deals
Cupertino sweeteners might cause diabetes
The California Department of Tax and Fee Administration (CDTFA) is retrospectively changing Apple’s arrangement with Cupertino because it is too good for Jobs’ Mob.
Apple called Android a tracking device
Ironic don’t cha think
The outfit which is currently being sued for supplying stalkers with tracking devices, Apple told a court that Android was a great big tracking device.
Apple’s benchmarks disappoint
Slight improvements but it nothing to do with the design
While the Tame Apple Press is telling the world+dog that Apple's new M3 processors will cure cancer the Geekbench 6 benchmark tells a slightly different story.
Apple shows off new chips in old laptop
Entry level hardware for the price of an expensive computer
Fruity cargo cult Apple’s "Scary Fast" event turned out to be pushing an over-priced “entry-level” laptop with one of its over-hyped M3 in-house chips on board.
Apple will dig up M3 series MacBook Pro models on the day before Halloween
Trick or Treat
Apple has announced a Mac event for 30 October with the caption "Scary Fast" in which it is expected to exhume its M3 series MacBook Pro models to the illiterate cawing of the Tame Apple Press ravens.
Qualcomm Oryon CPU beats Apple M2 Max in a single thread
Matches i9-13980Hx in multi-thread
Qualcomm's CEO Christiano Amon just announced the Qualcomm Oryon CPU, a part of the Snapdragon X PC platform. This twelve-core 4nm CPU is based on Nuvia architecture and should be a very efficient design.