Musk takes over Twitter
Has to pay $204 million to get rid of executives who stood up to him
On his first day of work at his newly bought social notworking outfit Twitter, Elon [look at me] Musk made his first business decision -- he gave $204 million to make the company's top three executives leave.
US government looking to curb Musk's power
Looks like we have another tyranny problem
The US government is investigating some of Elon [look at me] Musk's antics over concerns that he might be over stepping his bounds.
Musk will fire 76 per cent of Twitter employees
So who will be around to deal with the bots
Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.
Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off
Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.
Musk buying Twitter again
Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better
Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.
Twitter whistleblower provided little for Musk
Just gave Twitter’s PR department a headache
Twitter’s former security boss’s testimony to US senators is unlikely to have a significant impact on Elon Musk’s legal battle to terminate his $44bn takeover deal.
Self driving cars are impossible for now
Ignore what Musk tells you
Despite claims from Apple, Elon Musk and some other car makers, fully self driving cars are going to be impossible because robots will need humans for a long time.
Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.
Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk
Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.
Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Which was why they fell out
Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.