Musk forced to Twitter trial early
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Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:11

Musk forced to Twitter trial early


Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars 

It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.

Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
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Could lose a billion

Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.

Objecting to Musk will get you fired
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Friday, 17 June 2022 11:03

Objecting to Musk will get you fired


Not cool after all

While there are many who think Elon Musk is cool and everything he says is worthy of attention, it turns out that he cannot handle people disagreeing with him.

SpaceX paid $250,000 to make Musk sex complaint disappear
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You can shut anyone up if you have enough cash

SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn’t speak out or sue the company after she claimed Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex.

FTC is not that keen on Musk’s Twitter deal
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Sniffing around

The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) says it is reviewing Tesla boss Elon [look at me] Musk's $44 billion takeover of Twitter.

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk
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Thursday, 28 April 2022 11:49

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk


Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff

Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.

Has Musk bought a lemon?
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Tuesday, 26 April 2022 11:29

Has Musk bought a lemon?


Will he get away with buying Twitter

Poor little rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk is poised to become the next owner of Twitter, having pledged roughly $44 billion to buy the social platform and take it private.

Apple abuses its Brazilian users by selling phones without chargers
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Warning to Musk

Apple’s cunning plan to screw more money out of users by making them pay extra for a charger has run into trouble in Brazil (picture shows Brazilian Dodge Charger as opposed to a charger dodge).

Musk claims buying Twitter would be for the public good
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It is nothing to do with the fact I don't think I am getting enough attention

Speaking for the first time since news broke of his attempts to buy all of Twitter, Tesla CEO Elon Musk said his offer had been made for the public good.

Musk’s stalker now tailing Russian oligarchs
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Sweeney Todd’s flying squad

A Twitter bot created by a college student is tracking the movements of 46 jets owned or leased by more than 20 Russian oligarchs and sending updates to ADS-B Exchange, "a site that collects data from aviation enthusiasts who run their own equipment to monitor airplane movements.