CoreWeave’s AI gold rush stalls
Delays bite despite a flood of new deals.
CoreWeave, one of the biggest outfits flogging cloud computing to AI outfits, saw its revenue more than double in the third quarter as it cosied up to some of the biggest beasts in the AI jungle.
Take-Two delays GTA VI again
Nukes $4bn in value
Take-Two Interactive has once again kicked the launch of Grand Theft Auto VI down the road, this time to 19 November 2026.
Qualcomm weathers tax hit but keeps punters happy
Mobile chip giant posts gains, sees AI as golden goose
Chipmaker Qualcomm managed to please the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street despite coughing up a net loss of $3.12 billion, thanks to an income tax sting that took a chunk out of what would have been a solid quarter.
AMD bets big on Zen 6 and MI400 as profits soar
Rides AI boom to record $9.2 billion quarter
AMD has just posted record-breaking results, with third-quarter revenue hitting $9.2 billion, up 36 per cent from the previous year and 20 per cent higher than last quarter.
Super Micro boosts forecast despite earnings wobble
Server maker banks on Nvidia’s AI gold rush to lift 2026 sales
Super Micro Computer has decided to crank up its revenue outlook for fiscal 2026, betting that the world’s insatiable demand for Nvidia-powered AI servers will more than make up for a rough patch in earnings.
Palantir boasts war profits while investors leg it
AI arms dealer raises forecast as global bloodshed boosts bottom line
Anti-christ fearing Peter Thiel’s spook-friendly outfit Palantir is rubbing its hands as war and instability send its sales rocketing, even if the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are suddenly having second thoughts.
Amazon rides cloud and AI boom
Cloudy profits surge past expectations
Jeff Bezo's Amazon’s latest results show the company continues to turn artificial intelligence and cloud computing into serious profits.
Apple’s iPhone sales disappoint
Cash cow continues to die
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has managed another quarter of solid numbers while admitting that the iPhone cash cow is looking a bit sad.
Meta stock sinks as AI spending surge spooks investors
Zuckerberg’s superintelligence dream rattles Wall Street
Meta’s record revenue couldn’t stop its shares from tumbling after the company warned that its AI ambitions would come with a colossal bill.
Microsoft struggles to keep up with AI and cloud demand
Redmond giant’s capacity crunch boosts profits
Software King of the World Microsoft is swimming in AI money but running short on the servers to handle it.