If we can't get it to go it does not exist

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has thrown its toys out of the pram again, in the form of a gloomy research paper declaring that artificial general intelligence might just be a dead end. That is, of course, after finding itself embarrassingly behind rivals who have functioning first generation AI.

Users resort to tape and prayer

Users of EVGA motherboards are discovering that their once-trusted gear is now allergic to Nvidia’s latest RTX 50 series graphics cards.

Despite record-breaking streak

Chipmaker TSMC took a hit in May as the new Taiwan dollar surged, taking a sizeable bite out of TSMC’s revenue.

Outage sparks meltdown as OpenAI scrambles to fix it

ChatGPT fell on its face yesterday bringing misery to both free-riders and those daft enough to shell out for Plus. The outage saw thousands of users staring into the digital void as OpenAI’s servers decided they'd had enough.

Model O Eternal lands everywhere except home turf

Texas-based Glorious has flung its latest gaming mouse across the globe but left its own backyard out in the cold.

Ren tries to downplay progress as trade talks get dicey

Huawei’s founder Ren Zhengfei has tried to cool the narrative around his company’s AI chips, claiming the US is giving it too much credit saying it is a good generation behind.

Tame Apple Press pretends it's new because WWDC is hot air

After nearly two decades of sniffing at Windows design choices, the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it quite likes Aero Glass, rebranding the whole thing as “Liquid Glass” and parading it as a revolutionary new UI it just invented.

Crams in NPUs while selling something for Steam Deck

AMD has bulked up its Ryzen Z2 handheld lineup with two fresh entries, one aimed at power users who think their console should run Crysis, and another for people happy with glorified calculators.

Job’s Mob continues its Intel purge

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has signalled it's nearly done with Intel Macs by slashing support for all but four of them in its upcoming macOS 26 release, codenamed Tahoe.

Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple managed to wipe $75 billion from its market value during its own keynote circus, proving once again that hype is no substitute for actual product.