
Nadella worried about Voles staying up late
Go to bed it is past your bedtime
Software King of the World Microsoft Chief Executive Officer, Satya Nadella, is worried that his workers are staying up too late working.

Microsoft discovers that we are productive at 9PM
Workers from home have three performance peaks rather than two
Software King of the World, Microsoft has discovered that those working from home have three performance peaks rather than those who work in the office which only have one.

Microsoft supports ARM on Azure
Virtually
Microsoft has announced a preview of Arm support on Azure virtual machines thanks to its work with Ampere Computing.

A powerful lobby group
Staff working for big tech companies are providing their management with a powerful motivation to do more to isolate Tsar Putin and his chronies and do more for Ukraine.

UK bobbies arrest more of the Lapsus$ gang
Seven people between the ages of 16 and 21
Inspector Gnasher of the Yard has fingered the collar of seven members of the Lapsus$ hacking group which targeted Samsung, Nvidia, Microsoft, and Okta.

Microsoft upgrades translation service with AI
More to be lost in translation
For a while now there has been a myth that AI can operate good language translation services.

Microsoft worried about Azure source code hack
Vole communes with its inner source to confirm the problem
Microsoft says they are investigating claims that the Lapsus$ data extortion hacking group breached their internal Azure DevOps source code repositories and stolen data.

Nvidia and IBM to follow Microsoft on SSD/GPU
DirectStorage was a good idea lets open source it
Nvidia and IBM have both decided to follow Microsoft's cunning plan to speed up load times using graphical data from the SSD directly to the GPU.

Internet exploder put out to pasture
Sends us out a reminder
Software King of the world Microsoft has sent out a reminder that Internet Explorer will be officially killed off in June.

DuckDuckGo loses the neo-nazis
Microsoft search is the root of the "problem"
Search engine outfit DuckDuckGo has lost the support of neo-nazi groups who are upset that their diet of fake news and instructions from Russia has been sabotaged.