Star fitness VP at Job’s Mob allegedly bullied staff and got protected

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s golden fitness guru Jay Blahnik [pictured], once hailed as the genius behind the Apple Watch’s double entendre “Close Your Rings” gimmick, has found himself at the centre of a growing storm over claims of bullying, sexual harassment, and general workplace toxicity.

Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality is slipping, and not even its favourite tame journos are buying the hype anymore. Nicole Nguyen [pictured] at the Wall Street Journal appears to have broken ranks after playing with Google’s Pixel 10.

All four iPhone 17 models to ship from India for the first time

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is planning to flog all its shiny new iPhone 17 models straight out of India for the first time, as it moves production away from mainland China.

Epic Games fumes over delay while rivals move ahead

The UK is falling behind the rest of the world when it comes to standing up to Big Tech, according to Epic Games chief Tim Sweeney.

Brits drop encryption demand 

The Trump administration has browbeaten the UK government into dropping its demand for a backdoor into Apple’s encrypted data, in what is being spun in Washington as a “victory” for big American technology companies privacy.

Apple ditches 128GB model so it can charge more 

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is getting ready to pull a fast one with the iPhone 17 Pro by scrapping the 128GB version, forcing buyers to start at a “base” 256GB model costing $1,049.

iPhone assembly into second place

Hon Hai, better known as Foxconn, did much better than expectations with its second quarter numbers.

Claims Cupertino favours OpenAI

Elon Musk is threatening to sue the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, accusing it of stacking the App Store rankings against his Grok chatbot.

AI upstart reckons it can do Google’s job better

Perplexity has lobbed a $34.5 billion offer to buy the Chrome browser, even though the AI firm is only worth about half that much.

After 34 years, the screech of the modem is no more

AOL has decided to kill off its dial-up internet service at the end of September, bringing the curtain down on a relic of the early web.