Instagram tops the list of privacy nightmares
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Meta’s chat platforms lead Webshare’s hall of shame for leaky apps

Meta’s Instagram DMs have been named the least private digital service in a damning new study from proxy company Webshare.

US giants queue up for TSMC's Arizona silicon
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TSMC's stateside fabs are in hot demand

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, Supermicro, Nvidia, and Broadcom are all shoving each other to the front of the queue for production capacity at TSMC’s Arizona factory.

Apple exec accused of creating a toxic hellhole
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Star fitness VP at Job’s Mob allegedly bullied staff and got protected

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s golden fitness guru Jay Blahnik [pictured], once hailed as the genius behind the Apple Watch’s double entendre “Close Your Rings” gimmick, has found himself at the centre of a growing storm over claims of bullying, sexual harassment, and general workplace toxicity.

Wall Street Journal hackette finally notices Apple’s AI is rubbish
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Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality is slipping, and not even its favourite tame journos are buying the hype anymore. Nicole Nguyen [pictured] at the Wall Street Journal appears to have broken ranks after playing with Google’s Pixel 10.

Apple shifts iPhone 17 production to India
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Wednesday, 20 August 2025 10:30

Apple shifts iPhone 17 production to India


All four iPhone 17 models to ship from India for the first time

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is planning to flog all its shiny new iPhone 17 models straight out of India for the first time, as it moves production away from mainland China.

Fortnite boss slams UK Big Tech regulation
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Wednesday, 20 August 2025 10:22

Fortnite boss slams UK Big Tech regulation


Epic Games fumes over delay while rivals move ahead

The UK is falling behind the rest of the world when it comes to standing up to Big Tech, according to Epic Games chief Tim Sweeney.

Trump regime forces UK to back down on Apple backdoor
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Brits drop encryption demand 

The Trump administration has browbeaten the UK government into dropping its demand for a backdoor into Apple’s encrypted data, in what is being spun in Washington as a “victory” for big American technology companies privacy.

Apple plans sneaky iPhone 17 Pro price hike
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Thursday, 14 August 2025 10:26

Apple plans sneaky iPhone 17 Pro price hike


Apple ditches 128GB model so it can charge more 

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is getting ready to pull a fast one with the iPhone 17 Pro by scrapping the 128GB version, forcing buyers to start at a “base” 256GB model costing $1,049.

Foxconn surprises Wall Street
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Thursday, 14 August 2025 09:26

Foxconn surprises Wall Street


iPhone assembly into second place

Hon Hai, better known as Foxconn, did much better than expectations with its second quarter numbers.

Musk threatens to sue Apple over Grok snub
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Wednesday, 13 August 2025 10:10

Musk threatens to sue Apple over Grok snub


Claims Cupertino favours OpenAI

Elon Musk is threatening to sue the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, accusing it of stacking the App Store rankings against his Grok chatbot.