
If we can't get it to go it does not exist
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has thrown its toys out of the pram again, in the form of a gloomy research paper declaring that artificial general intelligence might just be a dead end. That is, of course, after finding itself embarrassingly behind rivals who have functioning first generation AI.

EVGA boards choke on RTX 50 GPUs
Users resort to tape and prayer
Users of EVGA motherboards are discovering that their once-trusted gear is now allergic to Nvidia’s latest RTX 50 series graphics cards.

Taiwan dollar smacks TSMC’s May revenue
Despite record-breaking streak
Chipmaker TSMC took a hit in May as the new Taiwan dollar surged, taking a sizeable bite out of TSMC’s revenue.

ChatGPT falls over worldwide, users rage
Outage sparks meltdown as OpenAI scrambles to fix it
ChatGPT fell on its face yesterday bringing misery to both free-riders and those daft enough to shell out for Plus. The outage saw thousands of users staring into the digital void as OpenAI’s servers decided they'd had enough.

Model O Eternal lands everywhere except home turf
Texas-based Glorious has flung its latest gaming mouse across the globe but left its own backyard out in the cold.