Meta and Alibaba have developed self-replicating Large Language Models
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AI can now breed

Boffins at Fudan University has created large language models (LLMs) which can replicate themselves autonomously during trials.

VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power
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Tuesday, 28 January 2025 11:34

VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power


Things might not be so sweet for Tech oligarchs under Trump

Despite much brownnosing and cash handed over to Donald Trump, it seems that things might not go so well for the Big Tech oligarchs during this third term.

Facebook censors Linux topics
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Tuesday, 28 January 2025 10:35

Facebook censors Linux topics


Right wing good, open sauce bad

Social notworking site Facebook is censoring posts mentioning Linux-related topics, according to Linux news and discussion site DistroWatch.

Council flogs off assets to fund Oracle project
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Getting rather expensive

West Sussex County Council is selling $31 million of capital assets to fund an Oracle-based transformation project, which has caused a cost overrun of biblical proportions.

Infineon unveils optimised eSIM for consumer gear
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Claims it is the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM

Infineon Technologies has claimed to have created the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM solution.

Wall Street melts down over Chinese AI upstart
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Hardware share prices crash

In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards are nearly here
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Newegg has them listed

Nvidia's flagship GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards will be available on 30 January at 6 am.

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature
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Monday, 27 January 2025 11:47

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature


Claims to be on it

Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.  

Microsoft was in the middle of the Gaza Conflict.
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Flogged cloud and AI to the IDF

A leaked document from Israel’s Defense Ministry and files acquired from Microsoft’s Israeli subsidiary show that the software king of the world has been deeply involved in the Gaza conflict.

Nvidia starts killing off Maxwell, Pascal, and Volta GPUs
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GeForce driver support future uncertain

Tom’s Hardware has noticed that Nvidia's release notes for CUDA 12.8 show Maxwell, Pascal, and Volta GPUs are set to transition to the legacy driver branch and will self-identify as “dead as a dodo.”