
Zentool exploit teases wild RISC-V dreams
AMD Zen microcode hacked for Chinese project
Google’s latest security bombshell tool is already fuelling an underground bid to rewrite the rules of chip architecture.

Barely boosted Zen 4 chips stumble into RTX 50-powered gaming laptops
As next-gen graphics cards crash into the gaming world with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball, AMD’s CPU follow-up is more of a polite cough. The new Ryzen 8000HX series—officially part of the so-called "Dragon Range Refresh"—has landed, and it's hard not to feel a sense of déjà vu.

Tariff truce for Big Tech will be short-lived
Trump gives imports a breather, but it won't last
The Tame Apple Press celebrated on Friday after Donald Trump announced that tariffs on Big Tech giants would be temporarily suspended – only to have its hopes dashed 24 hours later.

Apple's AI mess is a tale of two Siri teams
One massive misfire
It was the best of times, and it is the worst of times over at Apple, and the Tame Apple Press is starting to work out why the fruity cargo cult is doing so badly regarding AI.

Trump axes ex-CISA chief Krebs’ clearance
Revenge is a dish best served very cold
Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has signed a presidential memorandum stripping former CISA director Chris Krebs of any active security clearance and triggering a sweeping review into the cybersecurity agency's conduct during his tenure.