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VW unveils all electric car
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:29

VW unveils all electric car


Cynics wonder how they can stuff up the emissions 

Adolf Hitler's favourite carmaker, Volkswagen, introduced the ID.3, the first model in its all-electric ID brand and the beginning of the automaker’s ambitious plan to sell a million EVs annually by 2025.

Sun sets on VW’s Aurora deal.
Published in Transportation
Wednesday, 12 June 2019 11:43

Sun sets on VW’s Aurora deal.


It is off to make autonomous platforms for Fiat Chrysler

Adolph Hitler’s favourite car company, Volkswagen, has ended its partnership with self-driving car software outfit Aurora.

German car companies colluded to fudge emission testing results
Published in Transportation


EC accuses BMW, Daimler, and Volkswagen in hot water

The European Commission has accused German car companies of conspiring to limit emissions reduction technology in their diesel and gas vehicles.

VW to build electric car plant in US
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 15 January 2019 11:30

VW to build electric car plant in US


Investing $800 million

Adolf Hitler's favourite car company, Volkswagen, will spend $800 million to expand a US factory that will produce the automaker's next generation of electric vehicles.

VW invests $50 billion in electrification
Published in Transportation
Monday, 19 November 2018 10:59

VW invests $50 billion in electrification


Wants to blitzkrieg the new car market

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company VW is planning to blitzkrieg the developing car electrification industry by investing $50 billion.

VW to seriously undercut Tesla
Published in Transportation
Friday, 09 November 2018 10:57

VW to seriously undercut Tesla


Plans to sell electric Tesla rival for less than $23,000

Adolf Hitler's favourite car company plans to sell a reasonably priced electric car which should kick Telsa to the curb.

VW wants to set some universal self-driving car standards
Published in Transportation


Just don't mention diesel

Hitler's favourite car company is in talks with other carmakers to set common standards for self-driving vehicle technology.

Apple signs deal with VW
Published in Transportation
Friday, 25 May 2018 11:04

Apple signs deal with VW


Fruity cargo cult will work with Hitler's favourite car company

The super-green Apple will work alongside a European car maker which has been fined for fiddling its emission ratings to take control of its employee's self-driving shuttles.

Nvidia teams up with VW and Uber
Published in News
Monday, 08 January 2018 12:06

Nvidia teams up with VW and Uber


Wow that is a serious popularly contest

GPU maker Nvidia has decided it needs more friends in the car industry and is teaming up with the super popular VW and Uber.

US jails VW executive over emissions
Published in News
Friday, 08 December 2017 13:51

US jails VW executive over emissions


Scapegoat found

A US District judge in Detroit has sentenced Oliver Schmidt, a former Volkswagen executive, to seven years in prison for his role in the Volkswagen diesel emissions scandal of 2015.