Musk fires more women than men
We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is
When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.
Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away
Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.
Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accounts
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.
How Musk uses fake “democracy” to re-install hate accounts on Twitter
You did that, I didn’t
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a cunning plan to ensure that everyone suspended for hate speech is reinstated on Twitter by using something he calls “democracy.”
Musk starts hiring for Twitter again
Apparently the Tumbleweed which remained could not code
After a few weeks of wrecking the social notworking site Twitter, by initiating a purge on staff which made Stalin look like an amateur, supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk said he is hiring again.
Twitter’s offices close as staff tell Musk to shove it
Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billion
Twitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted against the rule of supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk and resigned en masse.
Musk is getting bored with Twitter
Wants someone else to be CEO
After a few weeks of firing everyone, alienating advertisers and generally gutting Twitter, Elon [Look at me] Musk has announced that he is looking for someone else to run things.
Musk relaunches its Twitter Blue verification service
Will probably U turn on it next week
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk tweeted that the media platform will relaunch its Twitter Blue verification service on 29 November.