Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off
Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.
Musk buying Twitter again
Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better
Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.
Twitter whistleblower provided little for Musk
Just gave Twitter’s PR department a headache
Twitter’s former security boss’s testimony to US senators is unlikely to have a significant impact on Elon Musk’s legal battle to terminate his $44bn takeover deal.
Self driving cars are impossible for now
Ignore what Musk tells you
Despite claims from Apple, Elon Musk and some other car makers, fully self driving cars are going to be impossible because robots will need humans for a long time.
Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.
Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk
Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.
Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Which was why they fell out
Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.
Musk forced to Twitter trial early
Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars
It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.
Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
Could lose a billion
Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.
Objecting to Musk will get you fired
Not cool after all
While there are many who think Elon Musk is cool and everything he says is worthy of attention, it turns out that he cannot handle people disagreeing with him.