Apple’s M5 pitch leans hard on its AI
Job’s Mob hypes specs
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has rolled out new MacBook Pro, iPad Pro and Apple Vision Pro models and stuffed them with a shiny M5, which it claims is finally ready for the AI era.
Apple dumps chargers from European MacBook Pro boxes
Charges fanboys for EU environmental policy
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided that Europeans don’t deserve a charger with their shiny new 14-inch MacBook Pro sporting the M5 chip and will have to pay extra.
Apple punts M5 MacBook Pro to 2026
MacBook launch cycle slips while shelves still groan with unsold M4 stock
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly planning to delay its next MacBook Pro refresh, with the M5 models now tipped to arrive in the first half of 2026 rather than the usual late 2025 slot.
Apple’s cheaper VisionPro heading to be vapourware
Delayed until 2027
Apple, the fruity cargo cult, has delayed the cheaper version of its disastrous, overpriced mixed-reality headset, the Vision Pro.