
Apple wants fanboys to pay $1,099 for iPhone
For the same spec as a two year old Samsung
A research note shared by a Goldman Sachs analyst has suggested that the 256GB iPhone 8 will cost consumers $1,099.

Qualcomm seeks to ban the iPhone
Saving the world from Tyranny
Chipmaker Qualcomm is taking steps to save the world from Apple’s technology tyranny by banning the iPhone in the US.

Apple sees second iPhone slump
Cash cow on life support
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has finally fessed up that its iPhone cashcow is on life support.

Apple faces problems with iPhone 8 edge-to-edge display
Can’t get it to go
The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is set to dump one of the few things that were moderately interesting in the coming iPhone 8.

Foxconn saw revenue increases in March
Still up 18 percent over February following iPhone order cuts
Foxconn Electronics, the world’s largest contract manufacturer and third largest technology company by revenue, reported consolidated revenues of NT$341.69 billion in March 2017, an increase of nearly 18 percent over February and nearly 2 percent year-over-year.

Apple likely to shaft Dialog Semiconductor
Partner purge to keep ageing cash cow on life support
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is preparing to shaft yet another of its partners in a desperate deal to keep its iPhone cash-cow mooing.

Apple fanboy tries to sleep with his iPhone
And it nearly kills him
An Apple fanboy from Alabama is regretting his decision to take his iPhone to bed with him.

Apple wins in Beijing in iPhone patent case
Shenzhen company plans to appeal
Over the weekend, a Beijing court overturned a local intellectual property bureau’s ruling that Apple had violated a defunct Shenzhen company’s patented design with the iPhone 6. The ruling is the latest indicates that Chinese courts will not always rule in favor of its home markets.

Wireless charging demand to pick up with next iPhone
Physical Direct Connection (PDC) technology to improve chassis yield rates
Consumer demand for wireless charging is expected to pick up following the arrival of the next-generation iPhone lineup later this year, according to research from Digitimes and information from smartphone chassis makers.

Apple fanboy dies in the bath
Darwin award winner a member of a key Apple demographic
A British Apple fanboy is up for a Darwin award for exiting the gene pool trying to charge his iPhone while he was in the bath