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Apple awarded Lord Voldemort status in Asia
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The company which must never be named

The fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has its Asian suppliers so terrified that they will not even name the company.

Apple schedules an event for March 8th
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Thursday, 03 March 2022 15:26

Apple schedules an event for March 8th


Titled "Peek Performance"

Apple has scheduled its next livestreamed event for March 8th, where the company is expected to announce a new iPhone SE, an updated iPad Air, and possibly give a peek on its upcoming Mac Pro.

M1 Mac Mini is much bigger than it needs to be
Published in PC Hardware


M1 Mac Mini is mostly hot air due to designer laziness

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might have missed a trick when it came to designing its over-hyped M1 Mac Mini – it designed it far too big.

Apple pauses selling gear in Russia
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Wednesday, 02 March 2022 12:07

Apple pauses selling gear in Russia


It is not as if they can afford them any more

Fruity cargo cult, Apple  has decided to stop selling its over priced toys to the Russians.

Dutch fine Apple again
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 01 March 2022 13:03

Dutch fine Apple again


Apparently “saying you have complied” with an anti-trust order is not enough

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been fined by the Dutch for failing to meet a demand to allow local dating apps to have the option to use third party payment tech to sell digital content to their app users.

Apple looks to the 1980’s for inspiration
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Monday, 28 February 2022 12:09

Apple looks to the 1980’s for inspiration


Running out of ideas so lets go back to the future 

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so desperate for new ideas it is turning to the old designs of the 1980s and inventing them to pretend they are new.

Apple surrenders iCloud to cops
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Monday, 28 February 2022 12:00

Apple surrenders iCloud to cops

 
All that privacy it brags about? Turns out not so much

While Apple, and its fanboys, have been lecturing about how much privacy the fruity cargo cult offers customers, it turns out it is considerably more friendly with law enforcement than they think.

Intel gets good Passmark results
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:47

Intel gets good Passmark results


If you believe them then AMD should sell up and surrender to Intel and Apple

The latest PassMark update rankings for single-threaded performance, show that Intel’s 12th Gen Alder Lake-S desktop processors have all taken the Top 10 spots.

Apple continues to rack up millions in Dutch fines
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Continues to ignore the Dutch Government and what are they going to do about it?

Fruity cargo cult Apple has stuck too fingers up at anti-trust regulators in Holland and shrugged off another 5 million euros fine.

Apple staff turn to Android
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 February 2022 11:59

Apple staff turn to Android


iPhone not secure enough to protect unionising staff from company spies

Apple staff wanting to unionise are having to discard their over-priced Apple gear in favour of Android which cannot be used by the company to spy on them.