Apple sued for forgetting to pay store workers on time
Expected staff just to be happy to be working there
Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has been accused in a lawsuit flouting a New York labor law by not issuing weekly pay cheques to its store workers who do manual labour.
Google copies Apple's pay antics
If they can get away with it, why can't we?
Google has seen Apple prop up its App store by insisting developers use its Apple Pay systems and thought it was an excellent way to make money.
Apple can’t make a foldable phone
It will not arrive until at least 2025
Apple has been expected to invent the folding phone for ages, even as its rivals flogged their versions. The Tame Apple Press has been reassuring the world that a real folding phone would be invented any day now.
Roblox says Apple is not evil
It is kind to developers, its mum and fluffy bunnies
Online gaming platform Roblox has shunned other developers who hate Apple’s App store rules and demands for money and jumped on the side of the fruity cargo-cult.
Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open
Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.
Apple might return to China to make new and happy memories
Price is important
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple is thinking to go to China for memory chips in iPhones, after a key Japanese partner had an output disruption.
Apple handed over data to hackers
Its ok, Apple thought they were coppers which makes it seem much better
For all its talk about not handing over data and passwords to law enforcement, Apple has been caught out
Nothing is better than iPhone
So don’t buy anything
Nothing, the company founded by OnePlus' Carl Pei, recently announced the Nothing Phone, expanding on its successful earbuds, the Nothing Ear [don't you mean nothing to see ear? ed].
Apple slashes production on iPhone SE
Tame Apple Press tries to blame Tsar Putin
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has slashed production of its iPhone SE, but rather than admit that no one wants to buy it, its allies in the media are trying to pin the blame on Tsar Putin.
Apple bribes engineers to stay in the flying saucer
Apparently it is no longer enough to work for them
After years of telling the world+dog that its staff were happy to work in the flying saucer in the hub of its cargo cult, Apple is now having to bribe engineers to stay there.