iPhones less reliable than Android
Poor reliability claims report
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iPhone cash cow is dying on its feet as crashing apps, dodgy wi-fi and general poor reliability make it a poor alternative to Android.
Tablets bounce back a bit
But still no recovery
Global tablet shipments are expected to bounce back a little bit, but there are still no signs that the product is recovering.
iPhone 6 and 6S develop touch screen problems
It is as if they know the iPhone 7 is coming
While the Tame Apple Press is trying to drum up support for what looks like a terminally dull iPhone 7, the existing iPhone 6 and 6s/ Plus models are mysteriously sending themselves into Silicon Heaven with the enthusiasm of a Japanese kamakazi pilot.
Samsung starts refurbished phone programme
Copying Apple again
The Tame Apple Press is furious that Samsung appears to be copying its favour company's idea to flog second hand phones.
Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
Siri is still rubbish
While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.
Next iWatch will need an iPhone
Inovation, Apple has heard of it
When it was first released, the iWatch was slammed for needing an iPhone to work. After all, there is no point having an iWatch if you have to carry your phone around too. Now, two years later, the crack inovators at Apple still have not managed to fix the problem.
Microsoft’s Powershell goes open source
Coming to a Mac and Linux machine near you
Software King of the World, Microsoft, has announced that its Powershell automation and scripting system is going open source.
iPhone users are revolting
90 percent will not buy the iPhone 7
Fruity cargo cult Apple might be in serious trouble as most Apple fanboys say they will not upgrade to the iPhone 7.
Apple might turn to Intel for foundry work
Keeping TSMC clean
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Intel is going to start making some of the fruity cargo cult Apple’s chipsets.
TSMC secures chip orders for Apple's A11 SoC family
10nm chips for iPhone lineup in 2017
On Monday, industry sources within Apple’s supply chain confirmed that TSMC has secured orders to produce the company’s Apple’s “A11” family of chips for the eleventh-generation iPhone launch expected sometime in about a year from now, around the fall of 2017.