
No-one wants a Sony or Apple smartwatch
IDC confirms what we have been saying for years
The Tame Apple Press’s efforts at plugging the iWatch for a couple of years have been next to near useless. According to the latest figures no one really wants one.

Samsung S7 grows in popularity – in Korea
Defective Note 7 owners don't defect
Samsung Electronics' flagship handset Galaxy S7 is regaining popularity as Korea's best-selling smartphone, filling the void in sales left by the incredible melting Galaxy Note 7.

TSMC hopes to woo Qualcomm back with 7nm
It does not appear interested in 10nm
TSMC thinks that it can win back Qualcomm’s chip business with its 7nm process technology, but has all but given up expecting it to return for 10nm.

iPhone 7 suffers from a bad case of Intel modems
Intel modems not that hot
It seems that a row is brewing between Apple fanboys who were given a phone with an Intel modem and those who have something from Qualcomm instead.

Apple furious at “Amazon” for peddling fakes
If only Amazon had good reason to love Apple
The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is furious that 80 percent of the “Genuine Apple” accessories on the Amazon site are fakes.

Samsung plans two new smartwatches
Gear S3 Frontier and S3 Classic out next month
Samsung has announced that it will be releasing the Galaxy Gear S3 smartwatch next month.

Aussie banks moan that Apple is a bunch of drongos
"Intransigent, closed and controlling" and not fair dinkum
Three Australian banks have moaned to the country’s anti-trust watch dingo that the Apple Pay service is not fair dinkum.

Apple confirms it has axed self-driving car project
Fantasy Titan hits iceburg of reality but its heart goes ooooon
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult has finally admitted that it has pulled the plug on its self-driving car project.

Apple is not the real winner from Note 7 fiasco
Just not as many as it thought
Samsung is going to lose a few customers over its Note 7 fiasco, but not as many as the Tame Apple Press claimed.

Apple genii steal photos
Apple perverts use customers' snaps in sex game
Since part of the joy of owning an iPhone involves having to take it to an Apple store to be repaired, you will be relieved to know that Apple genii down under have been providing an extra special service to clients whose phone’s they repair.