MacOS 10.13 High Sierra announced
Now “Fully baked” with introduction of Apple File System
During its annual WWDC keynote in San Francisco, Apple’s Craig Federighi took the stage and announced MacOS 10.13 High Sierra, the thirteenth OS X installment in the series.
Apple and Amazon team up to help Foxconn
Gou calls in a few mates
Apple and Amazon have signed up to help the Foxconn bid for Toshiba's semiconductor business.
Apple invents the personal assistant
New, cutting edge, super cool, innovative
The super cool, innovative, and cutting edge fruity tax-dodging cargo cult, Apple has once again beaten its rivals by producing an AI personal assistant.
Apple orders White House not to abandon Paris Accord
It's like Apples and Oranges
The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook has been on the blower to the US President to tell him not to duck out of the Paris climate accord.
Woz admits Apple’s innovation days are over
It is too big to do anything useful
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s days of coming up with anything are gone.
Surface Pro copied Apple too much
Not the design – the gouging of users
While Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is far better than Apple products, the software giant has copied Jobs’ Mob’s marketing and price gouging antics.
Apple wants to remove users from devices
Replace fanboys with AI
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut out a major weakness in its devices' business model – its users.
Apple agrees to help French flight inquiry
Ipad and iPhone might have crashed a plane
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help a French inquiry into a plane crash.
Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuit
Legal department is a bit too busy
Qualcomm's own shareholders have sued the chipmaker for creating too many lawsuits.
Fitness trackers can’t measure calories
Chocolate teapots
Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt to save their lives.