Five stupid thieves arrested in daring $590,000 iPhone heist
That is only about a dozen phones
Five extremely stupid Romanians carried out a daring raid from a moving truck to steal $590,000 worth of iPhones.
Apple surrenders and agrees to pay Nokia
Pays $2 billion that it owed.
It appears that all that rubbish that Apple spouted about the former rubber boot maker Nokia was completely untrue and the fruity-cargo cult has written a cheque for $2 billion dollars to provide the Finns with the money they are owed.
Apple helps Chinese spy on fanboys
What are friends for?
The fruity-cargo cult Apple has aligned itself with the Chinese government against its users.
Apple kills the iPod
Only the Touch is left
Apple has now officially killed off all its iPods, other than the Touch which was more of an iPhone without the ability to call someone.
Apple nicked WARF’s ideas
Jobs' Mob found guilty of being without honour
The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which insists that it invented the rounded rectangle, has been found guilty of stealing a US university’s technology.
Qualcomm fires back at Computer & Communications Industry Association
Misdirecting regulators
Qualcomm slammed a trade body which commented on its licencing dispute with Apple, saying that the Computer & Communications Industry Association was waging a "coordinated effort aimed at misdirecting" trade regulators.
Microsoft forced into more chip development
All the AI stuff
It is starting to look like there will be a new kid on the chip block, as Microsoft is being forced to hone skills of its own.
Apple wants to break free of Samsung
Will make its own OLED panels
The Fruity Tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants to ditch LCD panels by next year and move to OLED.
Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day
Trial production begins
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that Foxconn is having a few problems making the new iPhones (7s, 7s Plus and iPhone 8), but it turns out this might not be true.
Intel joins in attack on Qualcomm
Must obey our new Apple overlords
Intel has joined Apple in its war with Qualcomm over licencing, claiming that the chipmaker had demanded Apple abandon its modems in the iPhones.