World suffers as Tame Apple Press goes on full spin
Comment: Helping a company flog an out-of-date phone at twice the price
The Tame Apple Press has sensed that its Apple OverLords might need a hand flogging the out-of-date over-priced iPhoneX to the world and is pulling out all the stops.
Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus
With A11 Bionic chip, wireless charging and more
Although the iPhone X was obviously the star of the show, Apple has also unveiled its new iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus smartphones, both featuring the fancy new 64-bit A11 Bionic chip, new camera(s) and an "all-new" design.
Apple claims it does not make products for the rich
It also makes them for those with sellable organs
In a move which shows how in touch Tim Cook is with poor people, the Apple CEO claimed the cargo cult didn’t make products just for rich people.
Apple’s A11 has Apple GPU
Fudzilla told you 2 years ago
Apple A11 is a six core ARM based SoC that now has Apple graphics inside. Apple claims that it is 30 percent faster than the previous PowerVR GPU in the iPhone 7. Fudzilla exclusively reported about this almost two years ago, and we were right.
EU countries likely to target big US tech
C’mon you bastards, pay your tax like everyone else
France, Germany, Italy and Spain are expected to get tough with big US tech by demanding that they be taxed in Europe based on their revenues, rather than only profits.
New Note 8 sets pre-order record
Tame Apple Press rather upset
Despite its best efforts to remind users about the incredibly inflammable Note 7, the Tame Apple Press has been unable to stop Note 8 pre-orders from hitting record levels.
Chinese not impressed with iPhone plans
You want us to pay what?
Apple might be running aground in its key Chinese market by offering an iPhone which no one can afford.
iPhone8 production glitches continue to harm supply
Expect delays, shortages, and hype
The iPhone 8 is supposed to be released on September 12, but according to the Wall Street Journal there are signs that all is not well behind the reality distortion field.
Apple is no longer the number two smartphone maker
Never mind Tim, your company will always be a number two to Fudzilla
The fruity cargo-cult’s grip on the world’s smartphone market is continuing to slip as Huawei has knocked it from its number two position behind Samsung.
Apple complains that 4K is overpriced
Pot calls kettle black
The maker of over priced electronic gear, Apple is having an ironic moan about the price of 4K.