
Apple’s crisis has revealed more user assault and battery
One of the reasons why Apple is a closed company
Apple’s decision to allow an app to show battery life on its iPhones might stave off class suits but has revealed another reason for the company’s secret nature.

Qualcomm to appeal $1.23 billion fine
Anti-trust
The European Commission announced that it would be fining Qualcomm $1.23 billion, for abusing its market position between 2011 and 2016, related to its relationship with Apple.

iPhone battery biting is apparently a thing
More proof that Apple fanboys are removing themselves from the gene pool
Just because Apple charges you more than an iPhone’s weight in gold does not mean you should bite it to prove it is valuable.

Apple claims “everyone can code”
Well other than the guy who does our clock software
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which appears to have forgotten its irony pills, is launching an initiative for kids called “everyone can code”.

Apple set to abandon iPhone X
Will be quietly offed in Summer
It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.

Apple magnanimously permits users to stop throttling themselves
Lawsuits will do that
The fruity cargo cult Apple is set to pull the plug on secret battery saving technology which degraded the performance of the phone.

Apple has another security issue
Text bomb, text bomb, you’re a text bomb
The brilliant programmers at Apple who have all sorts of problems getting a clock to tell the time have delivered an operating system which can be switched off with a text.

Apple still can’t improve supply chain working conditions
iPhone and Macbooks made in harsh conditions
Despite its best efforts, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still making its iPhones and Macs in poor conditions for workers.

People prefer buying cryptocurrency over an iPhone
Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral and stupid
Pundi X, NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.

Apple sees global backlash against phone throttling
This is going to get expensive
Apple’s undisclosed throttling of old iPhones for the “users own good” is unleashing a stream of hurt to the fruity cargo cult.