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Apple’s crisis has revealed more user assault and battery
Published in Mobiles


One of the reasons why Apple is a closed company


Apple’s decision to allow an app to show battery life on its iPhones might stave off class suits but has revealed another reason for the company’s secret nature.

Qualcomm  to appeal $1.23 billion fine
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 24 January 2018 13:30

Qualcomm to appeal $1.23 billion fine


Anti-trust

The European Commission announced that it would be fining Qualcomm $1.23 billion, for abusing its market position between 2011 and 2016, related to its relationship with Apple.

iPhone battery biting is apparently a thing
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 January 2018 11:56

iPhone battery biting is apparently a thing


More proof that Apple fanboys are removing themselves from the gene pool

Just because Apple charges you more than an iPhone’s weight in gold does not mean you should bite it to prove it is valuable.

Apple claims “everyone can code”
Published in News
Tuesday, 23 January 2018 10:51

Apple claims “everyone can code”


Well other than the guy who does our clock software

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which appears to have forgotten its irony pills, is launching an initiative for kids called “everyone can code”.

Apple set to abandon iPhone X
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 22 January 2018 11:08

Apple set to abandon iPhone X


Will be quietly offed in Summer

It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.

Apple magnanimously permits users to stop throttling themselves
Published in Mobiles


Lawsuits will do that

The fruity cargo cult Apple is set to pull the plug on secret battery saving technology which degraded the performance of the phone.

Apple has another security issue
Published in News
Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:56

Apple has another security issue


Text bomb, text bomb, you’re a text bomb

The brilliant programmers at Apple who have all sorts of problems getting a clock to tell the time have delivered an operating system which can be switched off with a text.

Apple still can’t improve supply chain working conditions
Published in Mobiles


iPhone and Macbooks made in harsh conditions


Despite its best efforts, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still making its iPhones and Macs in poor conditions for workers.

People prefer buying cryptocurrency over an iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral  and stupid

Pundi X,  NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.

Apple sees global backlash against phone throttling
Published in Mobiles


This is going to get expensive

Apple’s undisclosed throttling of old iPhones for the “users own good” is unleashing a stream of hurt to the fruity cargo cult.