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Wall Street wants Apple to do something about its cash pile
Published in Mobiles


As iPhone and iCloud stalls

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.

Foxconn and Apple will take water from Lake Michigan
Published in News


2.7 million gallons of the water will disappear


Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources granted permission to Taiwanese tech manufacturer Foxconn, best known for assembling Apple's iPhones, to siphon off seven million gallons of water per day from Lake Michigan.

Top three AIs are pretty stupid
Published in AI
Monday, 30 April 2018 10:37

Top three AIs are pretty stupid


Google is brighter, Siri is as intelligent as plankton 


A new report has named Google as the cleverest AI but warns all three of the leading machines are pretty pants and disappointing.

Apple can't dump Qualcomm
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 27 April 2018 11:44

Apple can't dump Qualcomm


Intel is not ready to fill the gap

Fruity cargo cult Apple, which has been refusing to pay what it owes Qualcomm because it is asking too much might have no choice, according to a new report.

Apple’s MacBook Pro bricked by poor design
Published in PC Hardware


Dust never sleeps

The fruity cargo cult Apple is having problems with users of the MacBook Pro. Apparently, after spending a fortune on a MacBook Pro, users are under the mistaken view that they get what they pay for, and not something that is so poorly designed that a single piece of dust can brick the shiny toy.

Apple pulls back on booby trapped OS
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 26 April 2018 09:22

Apple pulls back on booby trapped OS


I find your lack of faith disturbing 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has retreated on a change in its iOS operating system which effectively bricked third-party screen repairs to make it appear as if they were less effective than those of its overpriced in-house repairs.

Zen man Jim Keller leaves Tesla for Intel
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 26 April 2018 08:48

Zen man Jim Keller leaves Tesla for Intel


Updated: Leaves Tesla to kick-start Chipzilla

Jim Keller, the former AMD chip executive behind the Zen roadmap, has left Tesla for Intel and joining fellow AMD refugee Raja Koduri to help Chipzilla sort out of its manufacturing stall of the last few years.

Apple hacker outfit hacked
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:41

Apple hacker outfit hacked


Tame Apple Press celebrates

The Tame Apple Press is claiming that a minor hack of a company which dares to make iPhone unlocking boxes has suffered divine retribution from the ghost of Steve Jobs after it suffered a minor breach.

Apple insists suppliers sacrifice their profits
Published in News


The needs of Apple are more important than suppliers. 

There is evidence that Apple is leaning on its suppliers to give it more discounts to push up its margins to keep the company looking like it is making significant money with fewer sales. 

Apple's Shazam bid worries EU
Published in News
Tuesday, 24 April 2018 11:05

Apple's Shazam bid worries EU


EU opens investigation

The EU is worried that the convicted anti-trust cartel owner Apple might be up to its old tricks again.