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Apple starts pulling support for 32 bit apps
Published in News


Backwards compatiblity is for proper computers

Apple has begun warning its users that their favourite 32-bit apps will soon not work on MacOS.

Israel investigates Apple over battery antics
Published in Mobiles


Failure to disclose is not kosher

Israel’s consumer protection bureau is investigating the fruity cargo cult  Apple over a failure to disclose to consumers that its software could slow performance in some iPhones.

Apple forced to pay troll
Published in News
Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:07

Apple forced to pay troll


VirnetX dispute enters the eighth year

An eight year court battle between Apple and a patent troll has entered its eighth year with a federal court in Texas ordering Apple to pay $502.6 million to a patent troll called VirnetX.

Apple unlikely to dump Intel by 2020
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 10 April 2018 11:57

Apple unlikely to dump Intel by 2020


It is probably just an attempt to get a price reduction

Last week the Tame Apple Press was reporting how Apple was going to dump Intel and use its flavour of ARM chips in its MacOS computers.

Apple kills iPhone 8 functions after servicing
Published in Mobiles


Punishing users who dared not to use its servicing team

The outfit which claims it cares for its users more than Facebook, Apple, has been killing off touch functionality in iPhone 8s for those who dared to use an outside person to fix their broken screens.

2013 Mac Pro won't be updated until next year
Published in News


Commitment to being cutting edge

Apple’s determination to be at the cutting edge of computing has been highlighted by its commitment to keep its Mac Pro up-to-date.

Apple update bricks screens
Published in News
Thursday, 05 April 2018 11:24

Apple update bricks screens


Apple's genius programmers strike again

After their success at writing clock code which could not adjust itself for daylight savings time, we wondered how the genius team of programmers at Apple would continue to provide us with so much mirth. Apparently, they have done so with the latest macOS 10.13.4 update.

Apple will claim it invented the curved screen soon
Published in Mobiles


Always ahead even when it isn't 

Fruity cargo cult Apple is about to make a super gaming changing feature to its iPhones which no one has ever thought of before – the curved screen.

Apple hopes to get more intelligence from Google
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Help us, John Giannandrea, you are our only hope

Fruity cargo cult Apple has head hunted Google's chief of search and artificial intelligence John Giannandrea in a desperate bid to catch up with its rivals on AI.

Apple's "cheap tablet for education" campaign flounders over "right to repair"
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Schools will not like the repair bill

The outfit's ridiculous repair policy will scupper Apple's attempts to mass sell its tablets to US schools.