Developers might have to obey if they want their app approved

Fruity cargo cult Apple is ordering developers who want to sell on its App store that they must always place its login button above Google or Facebook.

$1000 for a monitor stand?  

The fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be seeing how much cash it can screw out of its customers before they realise they have been had.

Design is something for other people

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which used to be known for its design over substance, has come up with a new Mac Pro design which looks like a cheese grater.

Super cool technology finally makes it to the iPad

The geniuses at Apple have finally got the super cool, game changing thumb drive technology to work on its latest iPad – just 20 years behind Microsoft

Death of clunky long-out-of-date software

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally killed off its much maligned out of date music software iTunes.

Anti-competitive actions

The US Justice Department has jurisdiction for a potential probe of Apple using its size to act in an anti-competitive manner.

Fake science

Dark Mode is the "best feature" of macOS 10.14 Mojave, and the fruity cargo cult Apple claims that it can create a distraction-free working environment that’s easy on the eyes. However it turns out that if it is true then Apple fanboys do not have human brains.

Users would not touch it with a bargepole

Your years after 3D Touch debuted on the iPhone 6s and was touted to be a game changing technology that would change the way we made phone calls, Apple is killing it off as yet another product it could not market its way to success.

Accidently reveals how much control it has and how difficult it is to compete

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which has previous form running an ebook cartel, is trying to defend itself against an antitrust lawsuit with huge implications and a formal EU investigation over its App Store antics.

The Case claims it was flogging users' private data

If a US court case is to be believed, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been lying to the world about not making a buck or two out of flogging user data.