Jailbreak time is over

Apple has released today an iOS security update to patch a bug the company's software geniuses un-patched allowing hackers to craft new jailbreaks for current iOS versions.

Making Britain great again with a Brexit silver lining

The UK is using Brexit to deport European Apple fanboys from the country – sadly not really, but a cock-up could make it happen.

Privacy, Apple has heard of it and lectures others upon it

The Irish Examiner has discovered the extent of how much Apple was invading the privacy of fanboys.

A credit card you can’t put in your wallet – whatever next? a clock which can't tell the time?

Apple’s design experts have outdone themselves by creating a credit card which cannot be put in a wallet or your jeans pocket.

Deeper into China

Hopes that the fruity cargo cult Apple might abandon China and set up shop in the US appear to have been dashed as the outfit appears to be negotiating a deal with Chinese BOE for screens for its smartphones.

The US suddenly realises that Google, Facebook, Amazon, and Apple are not that nice

State attorneys in more than a dozen states are preparing to begin an antitrust investigation of the tech giants.

Joins Microsoft's AI unit

Bill Stasior, the former head of Apple's Siri division, is leaving the company after nearly a decade to join Microsoft's artificial intelligence division.

Does not treat its own Apps in the same way

A group of developers has fired off a stiffly worded missive to the Cult Leader Tim Cook saying that Apple's changes to its iOS 13 operating system will hurt their business.

Now anyone can break out and own their expensive phone

The software geniuses at the fruity cargo cult Apple have enabled it to be a doodle to jailbreak iPhones using the latest version of its mobile operating system iOS by unpatching a vulnerability it had already fixed.

While Samsung will not

President Donald [Prince of Orange] Trump said on Sunday that he had spoken with Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook about the impact of US  tariffs on Chinese imports who made a “good point” that US based companies would suffer while its foreign rivals wouldn’t.