
China snubs Apple
Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones
Apple’s latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue, leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.

iOS 13 shipped with a known bug
What a surprise
The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler.

Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys
Converting them to the proper technology
The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.

Apple claims to have invented Slofies
Trademarks it
The inventor of the rounded rectangle, Apple claims to have invented the Slofie.

Apple's new watch is the old watch
Mutton dressed as lamb
While the Tame Apple Press waxes lyrical with effusive praise about Apple's "new" iWatch, a few cynics have voided their warranty to discover that the device is just the old watch repackaged.

Wi-Fi gets its AX
Standard finalised
The Wi-Fi Alliance has finalised its Wi-Fi Certified 6 programme, aka. 802.11ax.

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone
The structure of the universe has changed
After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

Apple takes on the EU
We pay enough tax thanks
Apple fights the world's most significant tax case this week in a desperate bid to avoid paying tax in the EU and show its regulators who are boss.

Apple Arcade game subscription service launches on September 19
100+ games for $4.99 a month
Apple has finally revealed details regarding its Apple Arcade game subscription service which will launch on September 19th, offering 100+ games for $4.99 a month.

Apple TV+ launches on November 1st
Costs $4.99 and comes with some exclusives
At its event last night, Apple has revealed more information about its upcoming Apple TV+ streaming service which will premier on November 1st with some impressive exclusives.