Expects to get the Epic Games case thrown out

Fruity cargo cult Apple outlined its objections to allowing app developers to link to third-party payment options ahead of a hearing next month that could determine whether a set of antitrust court orders is put on pause.

Apple fanboys are really too stupid to exist in the genepool

You can generally tell how stupid and susceptible to marketing a person is by how much Apple gear he or she owns. The extent of an Apple fan’s stupidity has now reached a new low with the release of Apple’s $20 rag.

It was not us it was the supply chain

Fruity cargo cult Apple, which has legendary control over its supply chain, is now blaming its poor results on its suppliers.

T
ame Apple Press dons sackcloth and ashes

There was a cry of despair among the Tame Apple Press as it was revealed that software King of the World Microsoft was close to unseating Apple as the world's most valuable company.

 
Apple’s privacy rules hurt everyone

Apple's privacy rules were "negatively affecting" Facebook, and its business, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg claimed during its most recent earnings call.

Apple’s new chip is not going to be the top of the heap

While we have been saying that Apple M1 SoC Max has been hyped beyond all reason, it appears that even the Tame Apple Press is being forced to admit that it is getting its clock cleaned by Intel's 12th-generation Alder Lake mobile processors.

Also set to rain on their clouds

Draft EU rules to curb the power of Amazon, Apple, Google and Facebook  should also tackle providers of cloud computing services for possible anti-competitive practices, a study said on Tuesday.

Saving money by using an older spec which only an idiot would find impressive

While the Tame Apple Press is hyping the 14-inch and 16-inch MacBook Pro models, it seems to have ignored the fact that Jobs’ Mob is using a steam driven HDMI spec which is complete rubbish.

The cheapest MacBook Pro 2021 comes with a cut-down M1 Pro SoC

It appears that the cheapest 14-inch MacBook Pro 2021, starting at $1,999, will come with a crippled M1 Pro SoC, one that we did not have a chance to see or hear about during Apple's Mac keynote. Apple will also have a cut-down version of the M1 Max SoC for the 14-inch and 16-inch MacBook Pro as well.

Works with all its products

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has invented a reassuringly expensive rag to wipe stuff from its expensive gadgets.