Analyst says Apple is treated the same as everyone else

The Tame Apple Press has been telling the world+dog that TSMC is bending over backwards to keep Apple as a client with shed loads of sweeteners.

Claims it could be used to sell digital content

The fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered Damus, a decentralised social networking app backed by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey, to be cast forth from its walled garden of delights for committing sins against the true and holy church.

Apparently she thought the car thieves would immediately surrender to her superior technology

Four men were arrested in the shooting death of a 61-year-old Bakersfield woman who died after police said she confronted suspects who she thought had stolen her car.

Despite an appearance in the Book of Genesis

Fruity cargo cult Apple has now become so arrogant and deluded that it thinks it owns the trademark on all Apples.

 Could be another Battle of Tsushima

A Japanese government panel has risked angering the mighty US tech giants Apple and Google by insisting that they compete fairly in the market.

Will also require it to “walk its talk” on green recycling

The Tame Apple Press is furious as it discovers that the European Union is moving closer to enacting a law that will not just require smartphones like the iPhone to have easier battery repairs, but will tell it how much of a battery must be reclaimable after recycling.

It is a product of Thailand – Siamese if you please

While Apple claims its oversized and over-priced cheese grater is as American as Apple Pie, it is officially labelled that is made in Thailand.

Tame Apple Press agrees that ten-year-old models are better than the 2023 version for some

Macrumors has compared the new 2023 Mac Pro to older models and found that there will be users who would be better off saving their cash and keeping machines that have been running for a decade.

Tracking partners who reject you using  AirTags will be a criminal offence

Apple fanboys who stalk those who reject them using the Apple AirTags could be deemed criminals in Ohio after the state's Republican-led Senate made their pervy antics illegal with a unanimous bipartisan vote.

Appealing rulings

Fruity cargo-cult Apple and "Fortnite" maker Epic Games have asked a US appeals court to reconsider its April ruling in an antitrust case that could force Apple to change payment practices in its App Store.