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Indian government to force Apple to fight spam
Published in News


Accept our App or face the music

Apple, which is used to developers just going away when it tells them they can't have their App in the App store is finding that when the developer is a nuclear-armed government, it has a problem on its hands.

Apple slumps and Microsoft overtakes
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Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:56

Apple slumps and Microsoft overtakes


Will beat it to become the first one trillion dollar company

Software king of the world Microsoft is on course to beat Apple, Amazon and Google and become the world's first company worth one trillion dollars, according to Morgan Stanley beancounters.

Android to get 3D face recognition
Published in News
Friday, 23 March 2018 10:00

Android to get 3D face recognition


Tame Apple Press fury at face off 

Android manufacturers say that they will adopt some form of 3D face recognition and Huawei will be the first to get a product on the market, according to KGI Securities analyst Ming-chi Kuo

Apple stuck with Intel for modems
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:12

Apple stuck with Intel for modems


Apple has painted itself into a corner

Apple's gamble that it could bully Qualcomm into reducing its costs for its broadband chips by using Intel's lower tech options appears to have backfired and now Jobs' Mob is forced to stick with Chipzilla.

Apple seeks cheaper components for 'cheaper' iPhone
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You are not going to get what you pay for

Apple is seeking to push up the margins for its iPhone by getting cheaper components, according to Digitimes Research.

Apple developing MicroLED device displays
Published in Mobiles


Asian suppliers might be knifed soon

Apple's Asian supplies might be about to receive the long expected knife in the back.

Apple markets its software bugs
Published in News
Monday, 19 March 2018 11:31

Apple markets its software bugs


Don't you wish your Android had this many bugs?

Apple’s buggy software is now such a part of its users lives, Jobs’ Mob has taken to promoting it in its adverts.

Apple gear swats fanboys
Published in News
Monday, 19 March 2018 11:15

Apple gear swats fanboys


Helping increase the collective intelligence of the gene pool

The Apple Watch has a rather cool function which is designed to raise the standards of the world by having fanboys accidentally shot by police and thus removing the clinically dumb from the gene pool.

Iranians purged from Apple's app store
Published in News
Friday, 16 March 2018 12:12

Iranians purged from Apple's app store


Inquisition against a rival religion 

The fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that if you are Iranian, you are automatically forbidden to enter Apple heaven.

Apple's iPhone X battery is borked
Published in News
Thursday, 15 March 2018 12:19

Apple's iPhone X battery is borked


No, you don't get what you pay for

Fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a major problem with the batteries of its over-priced iPhone X, putting another nail in the coffin of the gadget which was supposed to turn around Apple's slumping iPhone sales.