Nothing really to see here

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has once again pushed back the boundaries of technology with its latest, super-cool, pan-intelligent, iPod Touch… nah not really it has shoved out the same four year old iPod touch and stuck a new chip inside.

Says it will protest against a China ban

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is worried that it could be banned from selling its expensive goods in China, it has found an unexpected ally in Huawei.

And the government has not weighed in yet

US Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s trade war is having a knock-on effect on the fruity cargo cult Apple.

If our update makes your phone worse, we will tell you

A UK consumer watchdog has growled until Apple has agreed to notify consumers if future iOS software updates slow down or change the performance of an iPhone.

This is all getting alARMing

British based ARM has told its employees that cooperation with Chinese giant Huawei must stop.

 
It can’t get the wood

Fruity cargo cult Apple has no chance of escaping Qualcomm’s clutches for at least six years.

Tame Apple Press shocked

The Tame Apple Press has discovered much to its shock that the iPhone could be easily hacked and they would never know.

Shares drop

Foxconn, the electronics manufacturer, reported a 17.7 percent year-on-year drop in profits in the first quarter after several months of weak iPhone growth.

The antitrust case should proceed

Fruity Cargo cult Apple’s bid to get an antitrust case thrown out by the Supreme Court before any evidence was made public has failed.

All depends on how you see it

Google CEO Sundar Pichai slammed Apple for making privacy a luxury good which is only available for those who can afford it.