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Poor security on Apple banking apps is getting fanboys killed
Published in News


Three people convicted

Three people have been convicted for being part of a conspiracy to rob and drug people outside of LGBTQ+ nightclubs in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen neighbourhood, which led to the deaths of two of their victims.

Samsung cleans Apple's clock
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 11 February 2025 08:58

Samsung cleans Apple's clock


Flogs 730 Million more smartphones in a decade

While the Tame Apple Press might tell you otherwise, the ruler of the smartphone market is Samsung shipping an impressive 3.1 billion devices over the past ten years—730 million more than the fruity cargo cult Apple.

DeepSeek's AI will be banned in the USA
Published in News
Friday, 07 February 2025 09:25

DeepSeek's AI will be banned in the USA


Judges Jefferies says it will all be illegal

The AI app that stormed to the top of the download charts on Apple’s App Store and Google Play, and rocked Nvidia's share value, is now staring down the barrel of a US consumer ban, top analysts at US investment bank Jefferies have warned.

Apple begins mass production of M5 chip
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 06 February 2025 10:13

Apple begins mass production of M5 chip


Tame Apple Press holds its breath

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has begun mass-producing its M5 chip for its Mac series and iPad.

Apple worried about “its” first iPhone p*rn app
Published in Mobiles


Available through third-party app store

Fruity cargo cult Apple and its minions in the Tame Apple Press are telling the EU, “We told you so,” after the first porn app for the iPhone appeared on a third-party website.

The first part of EU’s new AI law running
Published in News
Monday, 03 February 2025 12:11

The first part of EU’s new AI law running


Apple and Meta already unhappy about where this is going

The first requirements of the European Union’s AI Act have now come into force, effectively banning artificial intelligence systems deemed "unacceptably risky."

Apple cancels advanced AR Glasses project
Published in IoT
Monday, 03 February 2025 11:37

Apple cancels advanced AR Glasses project


Company “lacks vision.”

Fruity cargo cult Apple has given up on a project to develop advanced augmented reality (AR) glasses because users are not interested, and its development team “lacks vision.”

Apple shells out over borked batteries
Published in IoT
Monday, 03 February 2025 09:27

Apple shells out over borked batteries


Overhyped watches were swell and not in a good way

Apple Watch owners who bought into the marketing hype around its first three generations may be entitled to some cash over their poor design.

Turn off Apple Intelligence
Published in AI
Friday, 31 January 2025 10:22

Turn off Apple Intelligence


Security issues and just weird

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s Apple Intelligence product is now included by default in iOS 18.3 for iPhones, and security experts are warning that it should be disabled.

Apple’s results worse than expected
Published in News
Friday, 31 January 2025 09:53

Apple’s results worse than expected


iPhone cash cow dying

The Tame Apple Press set itself to spin to save the company after the outfit announced falling iPhone sales.