
Qualcomm prepares to give Apple’s chip a good kicking
Let’s see if your marketing can cover this up
Qualcomm’s new plans to beef up its PC processors seem designed to show Apple’s Arm designs up as comparatively steam driven.

Sweeney calls for universal app store
He will even run it if it stops Apple
The CEO of Epic Games Tim Sweeney has called for a universal app store that works across all platforms which will "stop Apple."

Questions are starting to be asked about Apple’s ID programme
Why are US states spending tax payer money to give citizen data to Apple?
Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be on a money spinner – it is getting tax payers money to run a service where government departments give it personal data of millions of citizens.

Tame Apple Press realises Jobs’ Mob software is pants
Universe is tanking
The Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that Apple’s software is rubbish and is holding the company back.

Hackers make merry with Apple’s “security.”
But don’t worry Google saves fanboys
Google researchers caught hackers targeting users in Hong Kong exploiting vulnerabilities in Apple's Mac operating system.

Apple backs down on evil repair antics
If your iPhone 13 screen breaks you will not have to use Apple replacement
Fruity cargo cult Apple has backed down in the face of some stonking criticism for the evil way it handle broken iPhone 13 screen repairs.

iPhone 13's screen is unrepairable
Must be fixed by Apple
While some companies have been making their products more accessible and useful for users, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been working out ways to make its products impossible to fix.

Apple drops mask requirements for Apple fanboys
Staff will still be masked
Apple will remove its mask mandate for customers at many US retail stores from Friday as COVID-19 cases decline.

Either do what we tell you or user security will suffer
Apple warns the EU
Apple software boss Craig Ferengi Federighi took the stage at the Web Summit in Lisbon to push Apple’s line that reducing its monopoly powers over its app store would result in less security for EU users.

Apple slashes iPad production by half
Claims it is due to global chip supply crunch
Apple has slashed production of iPad tablets and the Tame Apple Press claims that it is cannibalising components for the iPhone 13.