Tame Apple Press tries to spin iPhone 14 Pro price hike
Apparently it is all due to the magic camera sensor
Apple’s volunteers in the mainstream media have been scratching their collective heads trying to come up with a reason why the iPhone 14 Pro price is so unreasonably high – even for Job’s Mob.
Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7
New iPhones, A16, Apple Watch Series 8, and more
Apple has officially confirmed its next big event for September 7th, where we expect new iPhone models, the new A16 SoC, Apple Watch Series 8, and more.
iFixit rubbishes Apple's repair scheme
Expensive, pricey and not fit for the purpose -- Apple's repair programme is rubbish too
iFixit has rubbished Apple's latest "improvements" to its DIY repair programme so that it can heal borked MacBook Air and MacBook Pro laptops equipped with M1 chips (including the Pro and Max). The problem is that Apple has managed to make its gear even less repairable than ever before.
Engineer admits details about Apple's mythical self-driving project
Engineer Stole manuals of Titan circuit boards
An ex-Apple engineer who worked on Titan the outfit's imaginary self-driving car project – admitted to stealing proprietary tech while he was working for the company.
TSMC ready for 3nm process launch in September
Tame Apple Press claims fruity cargo cult will be the first to get it
TSMC is on track to launch the much-awaited 3nm process node in September and mainstream media loyal to the fruity Apple cult insist that it will be its first 3nm customer.
Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection
Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.
Apple moving production to Vietnam
Sorry America you are too expensive
Vietnam is set to become one of Apple’s largest production hubs as the tech giant is reportedly planning to make Apple Watches and MacBooks in the country.
Apple forced to pay staff $30 million
Docked staff for the time it took security frisk them
After nearly a decade a California federal judge has finally given the green light to Apple’s $30 million settlement in a lawsuit.
Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.
Apple comes up with a new iOS scheme
Buy now and we will add features later
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a wizard scheme which will sell iPhones without having to provide any new features.