Sorry Apple, Europe wants to extend warranties for five years
Published in News


And reduce poor bad battery life

In what will be bad news for Apple, the European Commission is seeking to improve phone and tablet battery life and spare parts availability.

Tame Apple Press tries to spin iPhone 14 Pro price hike
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Apparently it is all due to the magic camera sensor

Apple’s volunteers in the mainstream media have been scratching their collective heads trying to come up with a reason why the iPhone 14 Pro price is so unreasonably high – even for Job’s Mob.

Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 25 August 2022 15:59

Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7


New iPhones, A16, Apple Watch Series 8, and more

Apple has officially confirmed its next big event for September 7th, where we expect new iPhone models, the new A16 SoC, Apple Watch Series 8, and more.

iFixit rubbishes Apple's repair scheme
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 25 August 2022 12:01

iFixit rubbishes Apple's repair scheme


Expensive, pricey and not fit for the purpose -- Apple's repair programme is rubbish too

iFixit has rubbished Apple's latest "improvements" to its DIY repair programme so that it can heal borked MacBook Air and MacBook Pro laptops equipped with M1 chips (including the Pro and Max).  The problem is that Apple has managed to make its gear even less repairable than ever before.

Engineer admits details about Apple's mythical self-driving project
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Engineer Stole manuals of Titan circuit boards

An ex-Apple engineer who worked on Titan the outfit's imaginary self-driving car project – admitted to stealing proprietary tech while he was working for the company.

TSMC ready for 3nm process launch in September
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Tame Apple Press claims fruity cargo cult will be the first to get it 

TSMC is on track to launch the much-awaited 3nm process node in September and mainstream media loyal to the fruity Apple cult insist that it will be its first 3nm customer.

Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
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Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.

Apple moving production to Vietnam
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Thursday, 18 August 2022 10:41

Apple moving production to Vietnam


Sorry America you are too expensive

Vietnam is set to become one of Apple’s largest production hubs as the tech giant is reportedly planning to make Apple Watches and MacBooks in the country.

Apple forced to pay staff $30 million
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Wednesday, 17 August 2022 12:24

Apple forced to pay staff $30 million


Docked staff for the time it took security frisk them

After nearly a decade a California federal judge has finally given the green light to Apple’s $30 million settlement in a lawsuit.

Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
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Wednesday, 17 August 2022 11:56

Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt


They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.