M2 series of SoCs frozen
No one wants Macbooks
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to suspend the production of its super-hyped M2 systems on a chip because no one wants to buy the Macbook for which it was designed.
Tim Cook tries to whip the Apple press to push AR and VR
Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic
Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.
Apple fanboy used AirTag to hunt and kill a person he believed was car thief
In Texas of course
An Apple fanboy who tagged his “truck” with an AirTag used the device to track down a car thief and execute him.
Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset
Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.
Apple sued for firing pro-union workers
CWA tells Jobs’ Mob it is time to modernise
The Communications Workers of America (CWA) has accused Apple of illegally firing employees in retaliation for their union organising efforts.
Apple Pay Later arrives
Ironically late
Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US, later than Jobs' Mob thought it would be.
Apple staff fear that new headset will be expensive flop
VR headset depends too much on non-existant hype
Apple employees are apparently warning their managers that the company's inbound VR headset, is going to be an overpriced flop.
Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Security risk
In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.
Apple slashes bonuses and expenses
But no staff cuts yet
While most tech companies are following a 19th century employment strategy and firing workers at the slight hint of a recession, the fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be doing something more intelligent.
Apple is having trouble with mixed reality
It interferes with its reality distortion field
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having trouble with its mixed reality headsets, and while the Tame Apple Press is telling the world+dog that it is about to be released, divisions among those at the flying saucer suggest it is not.