Twitter investigated for turning offices into bedrooms
Staff appear to have reported Musk
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s refusal to let his staff go home until they have met his ridiculous deadlines appear to have gotten him into trouble with San Francisco city planners.
Musk's Neuralink investigated for animal torture
Neuralink caused needless suffering and deaths
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Neuralink is under federal investigation for animal-welfare violations amid internal staff complaints that its animal testing is being rushed, causing needless suffering and deaths.
Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away
Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
Musk takes on Apple
Let's hope he buys it
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.
Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accounts
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.
How Musk uses fake “democracy” to re-install hate accounts on Twitter
You did that, I didn’t
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a cunning plan to ensure that everyone suspended for hate speech is reinstated on Twitter by using something he calls “democracy.”
Musk starts hiring for Twitter again
Apparently the Tumbleweed which remained could not code
After a few weeks of wrecking the social notworking site Twitter, by initiating a purge on staff which made Stalin look like an amateur, supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk said he is hiring again.
Twitter’s offices close as staff tell Musk to shove it
Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billion
Twitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted against the rule of supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk and resigned en masse.